>>11821074You figure that in order to wear the beast down, you'll have to inflict more status effects on him. He's already dizzy, so the next best bet is to give him confusion.
This can easily be inflicted by getting the mongol to whack himself repeatedly, seeing as that's what all the stupid men do. In order to do this, you sacrifice your pride for wacky antics that will soon become a secret to you and Pikachu.
The electric mouse stifles a giggle or two as you begin moonwalking atop the Steelix's head, blank expression, robotic movements, it is an apathetic joy.
Let it be known from here on out though that you are ONLY dancing for purpose, not for fun. Leave it to you to disrupt one's fun by making it into serious business.
As you dance, you become quite hard to catch up with. The Steelix learns this the hard way when he begins using Iron Tail on his head repeatedly, he hopes that he hits you at least once with his big tail.
But he doesn't, and by the time his barrage of iron tail comes to an end, he's dizzy as fuck, another status effect to join his paralysis.
Next, you'll have to cause him to obtain blind rage, which you easily do by poking the fucker's eyes with your fists. With another weak point exposed you peek over the Steelix's head, looking down at Pikachu.
You give him a thumbs up and a small smile.
Now when was the last time you've done that?
"Pika....Pika...PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Pikachu uses Thunder on the snow of all places, causing a chain reaction so impossible it'd make any Rude Goldberg machine look like a simple game of Mouse Trap.
