>>12468167You use Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz.
"MUK TAKE THIS GAME IT'S SHITTY LIKE YOU"
Muk goes, "OKAY NIGGA I GOT THIS *THROWS THE GAME*."
Salamence is hit critically and because the game is so shitty she dies from osteoporosis.
Lord Farquaad is out of Pokemon because he is pleb casual peasant and only brought one with him to the wild, "PLEASE SHREK DON'T KILL ME!! I AM THE KING AND IF YOU KILL ME YOU WILL GET TAXES!"
A) Kill him.
B) Kiss him.
C) Shit on him.
D) Give him an onion.