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>PokeStar Studios
Fuck this entire thing for existing. Never in my life have I been so furious at a Pokemon game. I could see a Shiny fall to a crit and not feel such rage. Why. Why is this a thing? And why are all my costars SUCH FUCKING AMATEURS?
Oh, follow the script, the director says! Yeah, that'd be a bit easier if the fucks I'm fighting even READ THE GODDAMN THING. I'm sorry, what part of "Elgyem needs to be defeated in 7 turns" sounded like "Spam Sand-Attack until I can't even Roar, let alone get two Bites off?" What part of that sounded like "OHKO me with Rock Blast?" What part of that sounded like "Crit me with Psybeam?"
I'M WAITING FOR AN ANSWER, FUCKHEAD. HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE A JOB WITH THIS STUDIO? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TAKES YOU'VE RUINED WITH YOUR RNG FUCKMUNCHING BULLSHIT?
YES, I'M GODDAMN MAD.
