>>32279927The typical Team Flare grunt's day
9:30 - Wake up bright and early.
10:00 - Have a lite breakfast.
10:30 - Style hair for two hours.
12:30 - Go to Cafe Lysandre, discuss loudly with other Team Flare about our wonderful ideas, and also about a how horrible the waitstaff is. Do not leave tip.
1:30 - Get weekly check from Daddy's trust fund.
2:00 - Racquetball.
3:00 - Fuck around with the exchange rates of third-world currencies.
3:15 - Intercept young interlopers at one of our priority sites.
3:20 - Fail to stop young interlopers. Oh well.
3:30 - Consider working on evil plan.
3:31 - Shout at immigrants working outside that grass is not being cut correctly.
3:35 - Afternoon Jeopardy!
4:30 - Work on evil plan.
5:00 - Swimming lessons with Alejandro! <3
5:45 - Attempt to seduce Alejandro.
5:48 - Blackmail Alejandro for sex.
5:53 - Fire Alejandro, burn his Green card.
6:15 - Pre-dinner aperitifs.
7:00 - Dinner of wine, baguettes, salads, and lynx stuffed with foie gras.
8:00 - Smash dinner table into 17 parts for fun, blame it on intoxication, overwork.
8:30 - Post-Dispatch bulimia.
9:00 - Daily dose of Rand, Breitbart, /pol/, evil.
10:00 - Sip wine in bed while watching Netflix until I collapse from exhaustion or intoxication, whichever comes first. Look forward to another productive day tomorrow!
