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I have invented a new drink I call "coffee." I serve it with two lumps of sugar and a teaspoon of milk.
>Oh! I love this coffee, but it's a little too bitter. I'd like to serve it with one more lump of sugar.
NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
>But I would really rather have it sweeter, and I think others would too!
NO! THEY DON'T COUNT! MY WAY MAKES MORE SENSE AND IS BETTER! NEXT THING YOU NO, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT -NO- SUGAR, OR -VANILLA-... YOU CAN'T PLEASE EVERYBODY!
>But wouldn't it be better to offer them a choice?
NO IT WOULD NOT!
>Well, I'm going to anyway.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S MY COFFEE!
>Oh, I'm still going to acknowledge that it's your coffee--just with a little extra sugar.
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