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I FUCKED MY NEIGHBOR'S CAR WITH A ROCK AND RAN BACK INSIDE! HE'S RIGHT NOW SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS WONDERING WHO DID IT! MAY HE RAGE TOO! MAY HE RAGE AND SUFFER AS MUCH AS I HAVE!!! ALL MUST NOW THE ENDLESS FLOW OF SALT POURING FROM MY EYES! THEY WERE ONCE HUMAN TEARS OF JOY AS THEY RELISHED IN THE DELICIOUS HOT DOG THAT WAS GOING TO BE ASH'S VICTORY! NOW MY EYES ARE NOT BUT THE SPILLED HOT DOG ON THE FLOOR OF A SALT MINE! LIKE A SLUG WRITHING IN AGONY FOR IT IS A SLUG DOG! I AM MAKING NO SENSE! THAT'S HOW RIDICULOUSLY PISSED I AM! I AM BEYOND PISSED! I AM FUCKING URINE! THE URINE OF A VOLCANO SPIRIT WHO WISHES NOTHING BUT PAIN FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FAILED TO SUPPLY SACRIFICE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I AM ONE BIG HEAPING CUP OF RAGE COFFEE IN THE MORNING WITH EXTRA SALT!!! FUCK IT ALL!!!!!
