>>43026910>worst starter trioWhat is Gen 5. Typhlosion is still one of the best design wise, though the physical/special split did fuck it over but it also made Fralagater an easy top 2. Meganium may be boring but it isn't shit either.
>horrible level curveOh poor baby doesn't like training up his Pokemon.
>poor Pokémon selectionOnly legitimate gripe but the remakes did improve it.
>stone evolutions locked behind RNG phone calls or bad mini gamesYou must really hate grinding, dude... This was one of it's best features.
>bland straightforward regionJohto is easily one of the most comfy regions. I guess this is just an issue of aesthetics.
Sounds to me like (You) just have shit taste, dude.