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Metapod. Why you ask?
>Get metapod
>Put it in cage at home
>Go around telling people you have a motherfucking pokemon
>They be like "omg no you dont"
>I be like "yeah I do for real no shit man"
>They be like "naah man you shitting me"
>I be like "no man I promise"
>They be like "you for real man?"
>I be like "yeah dude" and then I'll just stop talking about it
>They'll start to think "oh man that guy have a motherfucking real life pokemon. I must see that"
>They'll start sucking my dick in the hope that I'll invite them home and see my pokemon
>After getting my hot cum in their mouth they be like "can I see you pokemon"
>I'll be cool like "fuck you niggercunt"
>Then I'll be like "naah jk man you cool. Come over next thursday at 6"
>It's monday so they will go some time just thinking "oh yeah I can't wait till it's thursday"
>When thursday come and it's like 5:30 I'll call them and say "sry man my mama came by so we gotta reschedule. How is tuesday for you?"
>They have an appointment with they SO that day but they think "fuck it Imma blow that of" and say "yeah tuesday is cool"
>Even more waiting for them when they cant think about anything besides seeing my fucking pokemon at tuesday
>Cant focus on that important work thing they have with the powerpoint and that shit so they make a shitty presentation and their boss get mad.
>It was really important so they get a yellow card and reduced salery
>Tuesday come
>They call and ask about what time they should come
>`"Im kinda tired after work so I think I'm taking a nap first so come at 7:30"
>They come 7:25. Fucking hate when people come to early
>Refuses to open the door before 7:30
>They come in
>I start showing them some pictures from when I was a baby
>"Lol look how small your weewee was"
>I aint taking this shit. Penis haven't really grown much since
>Slap that bitch
>Awkward silence. Then move on
>"Ayy you wanted to see my pokemon?"
>"OMG YES YES YEAH BABY"
>"Come"
>They come and sees its a fucking metapod
TFW
