>>32086711>>32086721*cue crappy instrumental backing*
I was walking along with my wife Reshiraaaaaaaym
But then a girl came along
She said "My name is Hilda and this Reshiraaaaaaym is mine and belongs to me"
And I said "But Reshiraaaaaaym and I are married and lubby chudder"
But Hilda said "You're a bad boy for marrying my Reshiraaaaaaaym"
"SO I HAVE TO PU-NISH YOU"
AND SHE SHAAAAAARTS
IN MY MOUTH
OH YES
QUITE PUNGENT
AND THE SHART
TASTES SO GOOD
AND THEN SHE SHARTS
IN RESHIRAAAAAAYM'S MOUTH
AND RESHIRAAAAAAYM SHARTS
IN MY MOUTH
AND IT'S ON FIRE