Quoted By:
>Ultra 5
>67% winrate
>"thank God I'm gonna hit masters soon"
>game decides to give me multiple ~45% WR teammates for two games
>lose both
You know, I read this massive wall of text on /k/ and I think it actually follows the spirit of Pokemon Unite pretty well
Admiral Rozhestvensky = you (me) posting in this thread
The illiterate, borderline retarded, untrained Russian peasant crew = your teammates
The horrible voyage, involving ships firing on each other on accident during target practice and all sorts of bullshit = the first 8 minutes
Getting BTFO by the Japanese fleet = Losing spectacularly at Zapdos
Admiral Rozhestvensky being captured and visited by Admiral Togo = being the MVP and getting a "good job" from the enemy MVP after losing
