>>18196532"Popppppy, poppppy, wake up, wake up!~"
Alice manages to bring you back to reality by swaying a single pokedollar bill above your nose. Once your comedic injuries fade away into obscurity, you make way to talk shit to Hexcalibur.
"HEY!-" you angrily exclaim...as effeminately as possible.
"FOOL. Pipe down as Hexcalibur keeps talking about the better version of you that is not you but really Prince Calme. Now listen well as Hexcalibur continues.--The great and legendary Prince Calme took no abuse of his prestigious reign over the kingdom, in fact, he grew tired quickly of the highly social life of royals. He was a traveler of sorts, visiting town after town within his region and assisting whomever came to him for help. Never did he ask for anything in return, and if he was ever rewarded, it was only due to forced insistence. "
"But his father...His father kept ruining his travels by insisting on trying to pair him with beautiful maidens from regions of which he had previously never heard of!"
