>>21199413>get a torchic, only bloody choice of starter>beat the other kid who swiped the cyndaquil>leave the lab of Prof. Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak>sudden flash>flip a coin, if heads, the defending pokemon is now paralyzed>Pitfall Gary darts past>try to leave the beginning town of boredom>Anita barges into us>instead of having to watch a great big strawman video made by a Jew, she sends out a meowth>jew>obsessed with coin>meowth>obsessed with coinIT ALL MAKES SENSE
but, what is this pokemon we have? it's certainly not our torchic