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>Chilling in the primordial soup with my bros, all is well
>Woman wants to be born and does so, interrupting our peace
>wtf.jpeg
>bros rightfully enraged at utter tranquility and harmony being shattered
>what’s more, since time isn’t even a concept we’re immediately able to see the future and see the bitch’s intentions
>fucking humans? fucking her own creations? utter degeneracy
>we all try to jump her to get her back in the damn egg
>she straight up murders my bros
>wtf
>get rage boost and dominate the bitch with a single crush grip
>”you want sex so much? here’s some”
>ram my massive GIGAS COCK into her ass so hard she spits out some shadow baby that dies at birth
>spits on it and has it come to live, then send her and the baby to the rock made up of my brothers
>realize she’s gonna try to make me pay child support
>pull up on her new family intent on dismantling all this nonsense and avenge my brothers
>ugly human and her human-pokemon hybrids try to stop me
>kill the husband like the punk he is
>hybrid children get mad and slow me down
>arceus gets a cheap shot and starts laying as much yu-gi-oh traps and status effects and magic spells on me to weaken me
>just get more pissed and bloodthirsty at each attempt
>their feeble pleas to make me docile finally succeed once they offer me my own pad to rest in and a promise not to fuck with me
>i accept, but i had my fingers crossed behind my back
>pull up eons later to manhandle arceus’ kids with ease as a reminder that i can get my act together at anytime
>arceus shits bricks whenever i’m active
Feels good being a GigasCHAD.
