>>19013116http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzsTnbQVws8RUSTLE...RUSTLE RUSTLE....RUSSELL CROWE RUSTLE...Instincts force Alice to forgo her tough forefront in a heartbeat. Her face grows cold, a shiver surges through her nerves, the hairs on the back of her neck instantly stand up like hot sticky morning wood.
In virtually no time at all, she jumps, squeals, and tackles your chest faster than grassy Sanic on a day where his games are decent.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! P-POPPY, POPPY, POPPY! T-THERE'S--'M-MONSTAAAAAAAAAH IN 'T BUSHES, 'T SUCKYSCHOOLBUS IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! I-I WANNA 'LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIV, I-I DON'T WANNA 'M FACE ALL TORN OFF!"
Tears start dampening your jacket.
A) Tease her.
B) Refuse to comfort her because she said she didn't need you.
C) You better hug that loli and never let go.
D) Tell her that the succubus OBVIOUSLY doesn't exist because you just made it up on the spot.