>>24905755Suppose you can wiggle your way out of this one with some smooth-talking. Like, it's worked before (though mostly whenever the wife's the one doing the talking), who's to say it can't work again here. "I-I mean, come on guys, it's the C U R R E N T Y E A R, how can we just cage this poor fella without any sign of empathy? Where's the presumption of innocence? Why, I hear only buzzwords from you, where are my proofs?"
"Duuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh, of course you're hearin' buzzwords bloke's got an Electabuzz on-stage he does!"The Leek Miser snaps to stage left. "We could do without the side-comments Drill! Farfar!" he quacks, before returning his attention to the angry bird in the limelight. "And as for you! You're quite bold yourself, I should say! Accusing me of ever wanting to lead this flock astray! Listen here, farfar—my accusations aren't buzzwords and they're quite far from conjecture! Don't you know who I AM? Farfar, do I need to sing the song again? I am the LEEK MISER! Everything I leak is sheer certitude!"
"And this mon.....?"
"This STRIPED....ELECTRICAL......ANTHROPOMORPHIC.....CAT......TIGER.....THING—"
"I'm a horned OGRE, you ass!""This little O-G-R-E has willingly lent his services to an operation hellbent on POISONING our people while nickel-and-diming us every step of the way! If there's any empathy to be had there, I'd certainly love it if you could point it out! Just look at him, farfar! His face may yearn for empathy for the common mon, but don't be fooled! The motives that drive his motor underneath the surface are quite darker than you and I could ever imagine!"
"Give him an inch, he'll take more than just a mile, he'll take the entire kilometer!"
>What do you say next? 