>>29144575Ephraim sauntered, wiggling his buttock-augmentation. Life couldn't get any better. This, he knew, was due to an incontrovertible fact:
Naked asses are the final equalizer. Everyone's got an ass and, if honestly appraised, they all look ridiculous.
Imagine Saddam naked, awkwardly bending for the soap. Or Osama squatting in a humid cave. Don't seem so threatening now do they?
The ass has equalized.
But Ephraim thought he had the system beat. His logic; if all asses are ridiculous, then mine will be the most ridiculous of them all.
I will be King of all Asses.
A difficult point to argue.
