>>19339150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HetSTIcaxncTime to switch track for a moment. While you're busy hunting down pretzels, this little shithead to the left is running a pretzel stand.
Here's this guy, he's a weird, autistic /looking/ fellow from the trashy cesspools of deviantArt. He's very weak, frail, squeals a lot, and his favorite food is his own fingernail butter.
He always has his mouth open and his teeth clenched together, while breathing a load too. Also he's allergic to pretzels, so like, he sneezes on the pretzels a lot.
He doesn't like Pokemon, but he likes to draw Pokemon. In fact, he cannot draw a Pokemon OC without making an incredibly detailed origin story about said OC that's about as long as the entirety of Homer's Odyssey dubbed into nearly every language in existence.
Oh, and,
A) He doesn't believe in ghosts.
B) He's a super-furry.
C) He goes into a maddening rage whenever his peas are touching his mashed potatoes.
D) He once raped a girl.
E) He collects used diapers.
