>>51422508You will be a ‘pro’ nuzlocker. You have various completed runs to your name, millions of dollars, and fame. You are a happy man who doesn't let genwars and autistic bullshit get him down or stop him from having fun with Pokemon.
All the validation you get is from chads. Behind your back people are amazed by you. Real fans flock to your videos, your friends are surprised at how far you've come.
Comfychads love to watch you. 25 years of games has cemented that Pokemon can be played however you want by anyone. Even nuzlockers that claim to play hardcore seem inviting to a Comfychad. Your constant references to ‘let people play how they want' is a dead giveaway. And because you managed to convince everyone on Twitter and YouTube that ‘pro’ nuzlockers exist, some small group of turbo incels on /vp/ will endlessly seethe over you.
You are a ‘pro’ nuzlocker. You happily put a smile on every single morning and tell yourself that you are one, and deep inside you feel the reality that you're not a wagiecuck like angry /vp/oreons, who earns millions of dollars doing what he actually loves instead of sitting in a cubicle for 22 hours a day or being a NEET whose parents can't stand the sight of them.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - one day said Mongolian image board users will finally stop sperging and will watch your streams or stop caring about people on the Internet. The people who hate you will finally see they were simply jealous you can literally play Pokemon for a living. Your legacy will grow exponentially for the rest of your life until you retire in a large mansion and a happy wife and children. And when you die, they will give a eulogy about what an intelligent upstanding pro nuzlocker you were.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Have fun.
