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We'll start up with a Weezing. If the opposing Pokemon is susceptible, it'll troll it with Will-O-Wisps and Pain Splits. Before it dies, I'll retreat it for later. Gotta abuse Levitate somehow.
Whatever was pounding the shit out of Weezing is going to meet my Wobbuffet next. The usual stuff.
wowNext is I forgot that Gen III has shit except forSwampert. Its amazing defenses and its Rocky Helmet will cause never-ending torment to coincide with the Wobbuffet and Weezing front. Maybe some SR action, maybe some utility like Roar. Who knows? I'm just glad that my bro Swampert gets a hefty STAB Earthquake.
Next along the line is my favorite of favorites; we all have oneFroslass, to which just reminds me that I'm a glorified Koga with all of this Status shit.
Afterwards, we have some Trick Room shenanigans with Cofagrigus. Its Chesto Berry allows it to wake up from sleep after using Rest, and its Calm Mind and Shadow Ball trick will devastate the player if they can't deal with such a tank.
Finally, we have Aegislash, which is probably coasting off of a Trick Room from Cofagrigus, granted that I didn't switch it out. If so, RAPE. If not, [slow] RAPE.
wow, look at all of the ghost-types; what a faggot
After the Aegislash dies, I'll send out that Cofagrigus again. It'll do its usual Trick Room shenanigans and maybe die; if so, I probably crippled the opposing team to where they have one Pokeymanz remaining.
But wait, they have one Pokeymanz left and I have...
WEEZING
If I have Trick Room set-up, Weezing will be a blast. If not, it can always blow out of proportions with its secret Custap Berry.
OH SHIT, NIGGER YOU'RE NOT GOING FULL KOGA ON US ARE YOU?!
"Weezing, use Explode."
>tfw they don't have anything to resist my super-original play.
>tfw it's a draw and the champion is not dethroned.
I had too much fun doing this and I hope others follow suit.