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>live with zoroark gf so long you get completely desensitized to her bullshit
>she gradually resorts to increasingly drastic illusions to try and get a rise out of you
>she fakes a fit and pretends to die right there in the living room after eating a random berry
>poke her in the side as a first test, she flinches and glowers at you
>next day there's a rampaging garchomp stampeding down the road right towards you
>"you're gonna disturb everyone doing that, darling"
>wake up with a complete stranger in your bed
>"hey that's pretty convincing, darling"
>wake up apparently transformed into a zoroark
>"yeah, look, that was funny the first time"
>meteorite crash lands next to you with a massive fiery explosion
>"alright alright, i'll admit that one was a hell of a spectacle"
>zombie apocalypse happening outside
>"we've been over this, honey, zombies are impossible and max brooks is a faggot"
