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>open Pokemon ranch and daycare center
>Mon-Fri, chill with pokemon and watch them fuck in the yard. Shovel Miltank and Tauros shit. Bro out with Mudsdale. Take a shit in the yard next to some faggot's Gardevoir while maintaining full eye contact.
>Friday night, roll into gym with my posse of fighting type pokemon and pump some fucking iron. Machamp is my spotter. Hitmonchan is my sparring buddy. Hawlucha helps me with cardio. Hariyama just slaps my ass in 10 minute intervals.
>Sat-Sun, be drunken degenerate, fish Magikarp, play craps with Mr. Mime at home, jerk off onto Ditto continuously to clone myself.
Make it happen, science
