>>17306905"Aha! A website with threads filled with virgins and hostile assholes, they might just have the answer I need!"
While you continue dealing with dreadful desert wi-fi, Hypnosis successfully lulls Dunspartacus into a deep slumber, temporarily stopping his rampage. Emphasis on the word "temporarily".
>Dunspartacus used Sleep Talk!"DUUUUUUNNNN..."
The serpent yawns loudly before heading straight for a Fennekin Headbutt. Serena places a hand over her heart, "Fennekin...Psybeam!"
"Fen, fen, Fennekiiiin!"
The fox sticks her nose up in the air and fluff puffs her ears out. Her eyes turn full-on pink for a brief moment, and then she unleashes it.
"Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!"
Psybeam hits the sleepy serpent. It not only causes damage, but also confuses him. In a daze, Dunspartacus accidentally hits himself, he tries to use Sleep Talk again, but this too results in another bout of confusion hitting.
After three turns consisting of back-and-forth hitting, a tired Dunspartacus pulls off Sleep Talk again, executing Rage. Once again, the tyrant serpent heads for Fennekin.
"Fennekin, please, get out of the way. It isn't safe!"
"Fenn....."
But the fox doesn't move, she's too stubborn to dodge like a wimp. Instead, the moment Dunspartacus gets close, she latches onto his head with her claws.
"Fennekin? What are you doing?!"
"DUUUUUUUUUUNNNN..."
"Kin, kin, KIIIIN!"
It's a rough ride, and it looks as if the fox is about to slip off entirely, but then at the last minute, she wiggles a spare twig out of her ear. At first glance, it may not look like much, but then
she bites down on it and starts chewing. 