>>16380146"I-It was nothing! I get kinda 'nostalgy' when I look at my hat too... I wasn't too good at writing letters back then, so my old dad helped me write a lot of them, then I kinda got used to it, and I bought soooo much cereal boxes to get all those tops, I even had to shill some from a few friends, it was embarrassing....BUT I GOT THE HAT!"
Miss Leading nods, admiring the story and lengths you went to for such a faggoty hat. Yeah, it looks fucking retarded as hell, but it's YOUR fucking retarded as hell hat that you EARNED with hard work. The kind of hard work that you probably won't ever be able to replicate today.
She wipes her eyes, "There is one thing I'm quite puzzled about, however..."
"Eh? What's that?"
"Exactly what was the moral of today's escapade?"
"...Don't mess with duck-breeding?"
. . .
"That fits, I suppose. What shall we do now?"
A) Finish up that picnic and grill her more information.
B) "Oh boy, I can't wait to go full beta and sleep on the floor again!"
C)
Suggest tonguing in the bushes. 