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>NOOOOOOOO THE ZODIAC THEORY ISN'T TRUE
>A CROCODILE CAN'T TURN INTO A SNAKE THAT MAKES NO SENSE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EVEN THOUGH POKEMON HAS HAD PLENTY OF EVOLUTIONARY LINES THAT MADE NO BIOLOGICAL SENSE A CROCODILE CAN'T TURN INTO A SNAAAAAAKE
>*chugs 2 liters of onions*
>WHAAAAAAAAAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN CYDANQUIL IS THE "FIRE MOUSE" POKEMON??? FUCK GAME FREAK THEY DON'T KNOW HOW ANIMALS WORK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK