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>head over to gamestop to preorder Pokemon X and Y
>walk around the mall
>see 12 year olds wearing "U MAD" and other meme face T-shirts
>run into a whaleskank and her little brother wearing YOLO SWAGG shirt
>feeling mad already
>finally get to GameStop
>7/10 brownsugar at the counter
>"Hi, welcome to GameStop! Would you like to preorder Pokemon X and Y today?"
>shrug and say "Yes"
>"How much would you like to pu--"
>go through pants "left my wallet in the car"
>suddenly Gamestop girl's friends comes in
>black one says "YOU TRYIN TO GET MY GIRL FIRED? BEST HAVE YOUR money, SON?"
>flexes his muscles and grabs me
>shakes down my pants, macaroni fumbles out of pockets
>"EUGH, WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK KEEPS MACARONI IN THEIR POCKETS?"
>dude throws me into the Wii U section
>no games to break my fall
>pasta sauce everywhere
>"I-I-I'll just preorder at another store instead"
>Gamestop girl responds "That will be $5 plus tip for the damage to our store"
>come back
>pay up $20
FUCKING GAMESTOP
