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>Make maid Scizor bot
>Throw it in a room with Guzma because that motherfucker loooves maid Scizors
>Guzma: *is Guzma*
>Maid Scizor: *stops sweeping* Are you a threat?
>There is no amount of swiping in this or any other universe where Guzma will not respond to "Are you a threat?" with something like "fuck yeah"
>Guzma: "A threat? Tch. I'm THE threat."
>God damn it Guzma
>They start fighting
>Scizor fucking loves to fight
>Bullet Punch, Metal Claw, Bullet Punch
>Guzma tanks it like it's nothing
>Eventually he's over it
>Just grabs her and holds her at arm's length
>Scizor kicks and flails but can't reach or get free
>This idiot is a genius
>Scizor rees to be put down
>Guzma:"Tsk. Tch. The boss of Team Skull doesn't listen to orders. And besides, you've been a bad Scizor. The boss's gotta punish ya."
>*Guzma drops the Scizor... into the trash!*
