>>21563489The many tedious and troublesome trials of Victory Road are trivialized and gimped by Jacques and his tool-assisted speedrunning techniques. His skeletal stallion trumps every obstacle, and Furfrou and the frogue follow in close pursuit.
In no time at all does Jacques reach the highest point on Victory Road, just in time to contact Satan before he gets bored and decides to move onto some other inconsequential thing. He hops off his steed, carelessly throws your body to the ground, and is midway through the process when Serena and the others bust in.
"GAAAAHHHHHH!" the skeleton whines, "Stop following me! FUCK"
A) Throw an apple at him.
B) Conveniently wake up at this point.
C) Ruiji demands his hero and stolen candy back.
D) Jacques receives a collect call from the Devil.
