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>Decide to borrow a phone from parents
>They asked me how did I get all those marks on my face and about my sister blah blah
>"When you gotta go, you gotta go!"
>I literally said that to my parents before leaving. I don't know why.
>A day later, decide to get my life together
>Think I can get a new gf playing Pokemon GO
>Hang around, catching Pokemon, doing shit
>See a cute blonde girl
>Go to her and ask her what her favorite Pokemon is
>She said Pikachu
>I said Mimikyu
>She asked what that was and I said it was a new Pokemon
Will continue in a bit
