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>tfw work as a landscaper/gardener
>tfw find these red headed grub shitstains when digging sometimes
>hate them with a passion, eat all the grass roots and kill lawns
>pick them up whenever I find them
>squeeze them pointing away from me
>their bodies are so highly pressurized the white fluid shoots a good five or six feet in a straight line with no arc and there's a really satisfying crunch when they snap/break
>tossing their limp broken carapaces onto the sidewalk and out of the lawn
Fuck grubs.
