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BREAKING NEWS! Kahuna Nanu and Olivia are getting married! I caught up with the loving couple, and they had this to say.
"This is all so sudden, but I quit my position as an elite four member and a kahuna as soon as he proposed. No more cleaning poops in the Ruins of Life for me! The league had to shut down due to my sudden absence, but nothing gets in the way of love! My little stufful will be so happy with all of his new meowth brothers and sisters. We're going to buy lots of Poni spring water for the reception so come on by!"
Olivia,
Former island kahuna and elite four member
"This decision has inspired me to follow me and my meowth's dream. I'm not cut out for this Kahuna business. I'd much rather spend my old age with my beautiful wife, working as a manager of the new Ula Ula Walmart. No more battling for me and my wife."
Nanu,
Walmart manager - apparent fossil enthusiast
There you have it folks! What a happy couple. Tune in at ten when I'll personally have an in-depth interview with tapu bulu in regards to the news!
