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ARCEUS ON A BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In-intelion kun, you want to take cinderace out to the BALLS GAME to BUY HER SOME PEANUS and CRACKER JOCKS!?!?!?!! You outfitted a CUSTOM PITCHING MACHINE to shoot ANAL BEADS with STUNNING PRECISION into her ORIFICES???!!!! You even got THE BOSTON RED SOX and the NEW YORK YANKEES to have a TEMPORARY TRUCE so they can YANK THEIR PUDS ALL OVER HER?!?!!? They said they're gonna take her to SIXTH BASE and you LITERALLY DON'T EVEN KNOW what that MEANS YET???!?!!! They'll ram her SO HARD that there'll be ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD after they SUFFER DEADLY HEART ATTACKS while they're STILL MAKING WHOOPIE!?!?!?!??? After most of 'em STRIKE OUT you're gonna throw a real CURVE BALL by unleashing the BIGGEST, BUTCHEST CARPET MUNCHERS of the WOMEN'S LEAGUE to fuck her with METAL BAT STRAP-ONS?!?!?!! Just when it seems like it's over,,,,,YOUR DICK will RISE for the NATIONAL ANTHEM as she's PATRIOTICALLY POUNDED in front of a SOLD-OUT STADIUM!?!?!!? Then you figure you'll end the HALF-TIME SHOW by STOMPING ON ME with your CLEATS until I'm a wad of BIG LEAGUE CHEW!?!?!?!???? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO, I'M A SPORTS FAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!