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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step of his early game comfort even when player wasted hours grinding him
>Main evented the lowest acclaimed Pokemon gen of the '00s
>Tanked the reception of gen 4 so hard his remaster was cancelled
>Was barely ever in the Pokemon picture outside of gen 4 because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 8th best member of Dawn’s team
>Only the 107th best member of Sinnoh
>His “pachi” speak was cringeworthy
>His ugly Pikachu knockoff design was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA WORLD CHAMPION""""""""
>Shit stats
>Shit movepool
>Failed at getting into Smash Bros so badly he was rejected in favour of Lucario who actually drew dimes
>Only significant achievement was becoming a flavour of the month meme for being used on a winning VGC team
>Is the video game equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his gen 4 games that Pichu of all Pokemon had to take the spotlight off him in the gen 2 remakes
>Spent the latter part of his career buried by superior Pikaclones
>The biggest impact he had on the metagame was encouraging bandwagoners to use Shitmons in completive play in attempt to generate more forced memes
