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>go out on a date with Cara Liss
>everything is going well
>suddenly you wake up and feel a sharp pain everywhere
>you want to scream in agony, but you can't
>your lips have been removed, your jaw is completely glued so it can't open
>all you can do is unintelligible noises
>the top of your cranium has been replaced with that of a Rampardos. To carry the extra weight your forearms have been turned into makeshift neck support. Thus, your neck is completely immovable
>all your brain's automatical functions have been removed, so you have to make a concious effort to breathe, digest, pump your heart, homeostasis, etc.
>what's left of your arms has been turned into small knifes via sharpening of the bones
>your legs were removed and replaced with an unknown fossil's feet
>your digestive trackt is intact, but since you can't physically eat, you slowly starve to death
>your testicles are now completely exposed, so the pain and the infection should kill you in two or three days, but the Pokémon Center machine prevents that
>tfw the Galarian scientific community gives her a prize for her new "discovery"
