>>18228921You place a hand over your chest, "Father, I'm simply not ready to settle down or take over the throne yet. I haven't even hit twenty yet, can't you understand that? I...really don't appreciate all these dates and set-ups you persist to pull on me."
Shaun crosses her arms and lets out a huff, "Yeah? Well fuck you, dawg. This ain't even 'mah first rejection. You just a nigga."
The Narrator would play dubstep music in tune to the bobbing of her ass as she struts out, but it doesn't exist in this time period.
The king slams his fists on the table, "Dammit, Calmé! You let another one walk out with your incessant complaining! It's time for you to step it up a notch, WE'RE IN THREE-THOUSAND YEARS AGO TIMES, that means our health is so bad, either of us can die at any moment due to tuberculosis! And what happens in the off fifty-fifty chance that that person is me? You need a princess, Calmé, a princess!"
>Our hero...A) tells the king that all the grills he brings over aren't da best girl and explains why.
B) tells the king that tuberculosis doesn't exist.
C) tells the king that a grill isn't required to rule the kingdom.
D) tells the king that he is now a pixiephile.
