>>21092683As long as you're hundreds of feet in mid-air and deeply engrossed in charming one of your waifus to listen to the lewd feelings in her heart and throw all caution to the wind, you might as well get a little something extra out of it. Something with 'dat cute butt you couldn't help gawking at earlier.
And apparently, you're not alone in thinking this. Your hand isn't the only hand that gets a little daring, and the simultaneous squeeze that follows is what snaps you and she from the kissu.
"Whoa, Major.. Didn't think you were capable of that!"
"S-Sorry, Commander! I-I was a bit curious and carried away.. My attention has often... been swayed by the sight of it in the past.. I wanted to see if I could get away with it.."
A) "I guess I can let it slide. As long as it stays between us."
B) "That's cute and all, but Major, I hope you realize we're falling into the next town."
C) "Your ass is like grass, Major,
and I want to mow it."D) "Hmm hmm, looks like you're not as noble as I thought, Major.~"
E) "You think my booty is a qt?"