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>be me
>want to live in the world of Pokémon
>one day, I get my wish
>not a trainer, though
>even this world needs menial laborers
>find myself working in an illegal Pokémon harvesting factory
>spend each day strapping down Gardevoir and sawing off their chest spikes
>they cry, plead, and beg for me to stop, but I don't
>gotta make rent, after all
>throw another spike into the bin; I hear they're good for erectile dysfunction
>roll the now catatonic Gardevoir into the firepit and grab another
What would be your Pokémon profession, /vp/?
