>>56292419I DONT COON
I LITERALLY NEVER WENT TO CAMH
NOW GENERATE IT OR GO BACK TO AFRICA AND WASTE AWAY FROM AIDS YOU NIGGER
“Man…one of those would’ve been me in some Sinnoh or Alola toilet if I hadn’t done this. Can’t complain about still being safe and sound…” Haley pondered. “No way this’ll flush. Mary can handle this…” she trailed off as she sent wads of toilet paper deep into the valley of her crack, ridding herself of the last bits of her shit.
After washing her hands, the deed was officially done. With a heavy sigh, Haley opened the door at last, feeling like her body was somehow both empty and full. It looked like Mary had gone back to her laptop, typing out something. She could only hope it wasn’t her telling her friends, whether on social media or IRL, about just how ridiculous her roommate looked now.
“Well, I’m totally pooped! In both senses for once,” Haley said with a yawn, raising her arms and hopping under the covers. “After sleeping on my belly all afternoon, it feels good to be back in bed again!”
“Mhm, I bet,” Mary said distractedly, still typing away. She finished a sentence, then sat back in her chair. “Oh, and I bet you couldn’t flush that last load, huh? Don’t worry; I’ll handle that tonight. Just get some rest!”
“Huh? Hey, how would you know that?!”
“Hehe! This kind of ‘self-defense’ hasn’t happened just to you, Haley! It’s not like powerful Trainers haven’t tried to do this to a couple of my old friends before. And boy, did my friends look so cute once they’d been fattened up~ and they were so embarrassed, too! Oh, it was just the most adorable thing…”
“Oh. I guess that explains why you’re so knowledgeable on this stuff,” Haley said as she lay her head on her pillow, gazing at her friend’s eyes, which twinkled with excitement.
