>>21620436>It's dd/mm/yyyy in Australia, not mm/dd/yyyy.You make the mistake 'ere but mon dieu, Poirot he spots it. You say that you are Austrian and you produce the timestamped ticket as proof you saw the movie. Non! You are a mountebank!
You reckoned without Hercule Poirot and his little grey cells. The printed date on the ticket is written in the Colonial form of month, day then year. Such a ticket could 'ave only come from America, not Austrailia as you claim when you try to "pull zer wool" over Poirot's eyes!
But why concoct such an outrageous fabrication? Mes amies, sometime the truth can hide itself in the smallest details. After gaining the confidence of your audience you mention one fact. This was the whole reason for the tissue of lies, many were fooled, but not Poirot! Hiding behind the anonymity the /vp/ offers you claim that you saw Pomf with a girlfriend and how the English say, "Making the nasty". 'ere you make your second mistake as a man of such hideous malformed visage could not possibly 'ope to ensnare a lady.
It is clear that you did wish to sow these rumours so that people would think Pomf was cool despite mearly being the janitor of a wiki and always being late with news he copies off Serebii. It is clear to Poirot that you are Pomf and that you should go 'ome!
