>>35794031XXXXX is "Whenever 1 of your Pokémon with Unown in its name uses its Hidden Power attack, flip a coin until you get tails. That attack does 10 more damage for each heads. If you have more than 1 Unown [X] in play, use only 1 [XXXXX] each turn."
I don't think that has anything to do with censoring.
And
>>35794064 and
>>35794344 are right when you take into account what the ability actually is
>>35795351. The Unown with BEAR is literally absorbing damage for other Unowns, BEARing the brunt of the attacks.
If you're going to use the Poke Powers of the Unown in the TCG to back up your theory, at the very least take into account what those Poke Powers DO in the TCG instead of just blindly guessing as to their meaning.