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> I was only 10 years old
> My devotion for Shrek lead me to death row
> However, my onion shaped heart knew Shrek would save me
> Today was the day I was going to be shot down by the firing squad
> I cried every minute I still had, questioning Shrek
> The police calls me to follow him
> I get so nervous I vomit onion juice onto the police guard
> He slaps me with his whip and ties me up to a pole
> The firing squad points their guns at me,
> The guard counts to 10
> Every second, I shouted "IT'S NEVER ORGE"
> Every second, the firing squad laughs at me and calls me a twat
> Just as the guard shouted "9," I hear a rumbling from the floor
> "Shrek, you came..," I whispered
> Suddenly, a wild Shrek bursts from the floor, terrifying the firing squad
> They try to shoot at Shrek, but Shrek's massive testicles left the bullets useless
> Just as the firing squad was running away from Shrek, Shrek's cock stretches past them, and starts ejaculating onion juice
> The onion juice infects them and the firing squad falls dead
> None alive..
> After that, Shrek rips the firing squad's penises' and gobbles them up..
> The Orgelord stares at me, his expression shows he wants my anus
> "For Shrek," I said as I revealed my anus for the savior
> Shrek then, with his 50 inch penis, penetrates the onions out of me
> I noticed Shrek melting into onion juice as I thank the lord
> I escaped from the prison and became the CEO of Microsoft
> Shrek is love, Shrek is life
