>>17037216http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1h11A9Twu8Alerted by your autistic yelling and natural musk, Serena looks away from the TV to you, "....What is he doing?" she asks Ramos.
"Ehhhh?" Ramos takes a brief break from severely monitoring the Tree of Life's surveillance system to take one glance at you, "Oh, looks like the sprout finally made it up here!....Oh dear. Looks like the jungle syndrome has gotten to him. I'll have to make use of the counter I've prepared just for this kinda situation!"
Ramos steps out of his swivel chair and takes out a bamboo shoot from his pocket. With experienced precision and good timing, he shoots a dart into your ass.
"GYROOOOOO....ooooooooooo....."
You get infected with a de-jungle-fier serum, and collapse onto the ground with blunt force trauma.
Serena cocks her head in confusion, "...You have a dart prepared just in case trainers act like that?"
"Yep, this isn't the first time it's happened, lassy! I swear, I get whippersnappers coming up this tree acting like Tarzan ALL the time. Why, out of the 'tin challengers I git per day, EIGHT come up in just grass skirts! It's anarchy, I tells ya!"
You wake up about five seconds later, back to your normal self. You're groggy and your lips coated in saliva, "Aww fuck... Is my inner alpha phase over already? That was just like five minutes of fun..."
A) Realize you're practically naked and go bonkers.
B) Retain as much alpha as possible and challenge Ramos.
C) Moan like a bitch because your coolness is gone.
