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>find cicada on porch that's stuck on its back
>help it with a leaf because I'm a little scared of big bugs
>remember recent reddit post where people were saying cicadas are pretty chill
>think of Guzma
>Guzma would totally hang out with a little bug bro even if it can't shoot lightning out its ass
>be brave and let it walk on my hand
>feet are little itchy but it's okay
>just a weird little dude
>proud of myself
>feel very slight pain
>cicada bro has decided I'm a delicious tree and is trying to stab its weird mouth part into my arm to drink my juices
fuck bugs and fuck guzma
