>>38960870talonflame: *clears throat* moshi moshi, talonflame here?
gamefreak: you come office now! we need talk!
talonflame: o-o-oh gamefreak, w-what a surprise? I-I'll be right there...
*24 hours later*
*knocking on door sound effects*
gamefreak: what took you so long? huh?
talonflame: m-my wings don't quite work... the way the used to... *sigh*
gamefreak: ok listen up! we got new wings for you, alright?
talonflame: d-don't play with my heart, please gamefreak, please...
gamefreak: it's no joke, alright? read!
talonflame: mhm... "Gale Wings - Gives priority to Flying-type moves."
... w-where's the catch?
gamefreak: ahaha! you so insecure ever since we nerf you! ahaha! there is no catch! this is full
revert!
talonflame: ...
*CRAWK* *CRAWK* *CRAWK* *CRAAAWK*
gamefreak: what the fuck is wrong with you? huh? why you do that shit, man?
talonflame: *CRAWK* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *deep, long breaths of exhaustion*
s-sorry boss, I just can't contain my excitement!
I-I'm going to be relevant again... I can't believe it...
oh, I hope someone gives me a choice band, or mhm, a life orb is nice too, or hm, why not some
leftovers...
*huge window in the office breaks as a birb flies right through it*
talonflame: !
gamefreak: !
TO BE CONTINUED
