>>30065611I fucking HATE the name Xander. It's a fucking abomination that only exists because edgy fucking housewives write dystopian teen romance novels and think it's a cool edgy name to use so they can be "different". People FREQUENTLY decide out of the blue that THAT'S what they should call me, not Alex, you know, THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHORTHAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE