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Pokemon fans, or trannies as I like to call them, once again are proving that their only impressive attribute is how far they will go to cope for anything Pokemon related. Do any of you peons understand how much a fucking billion is? Have you ever considered how much more that is than 1025 is?
It doesn't matter how strong a lot of the Pokemon are in comparison, they will eventually succumb to the sheer quantity of the Kings of Africa. Let's just say Arceus can solo 1 million lions all by himself (he can't but if you cope hard enough you can convince yourself he can without completely embarrassing yourself). After Arceus brutally slaughters lions after lions for hours if not days, there are still fucking 999 million lions left! Are the other 1000 so Pokemon going to be able to pull their weight? No they fucking aren't, and no amount of cope can convince any non-schizophrenic otherwise. Caterpie is not fucking killing 1 million lions. Caterpie kills 3 lions tops then gets fucking squashed like the shitmon he is.
If this fight occurred, the vast majority of Lions wouldn't even need to participate or even know that such an epic battle is even taking place. They will just be doing lion shit while the minority of millions of lions devour all your favorite childhood characters. I don't care if Pokemon use your preferred pronouns, they can't win this. Whether you apply in-game rules or realistic rules, most Pokemon run out of PP/get tired like any other living creature before they even make a dint in the feline hoard.
Cope
Seethe
And
Dilate
