>>14932190Sampson pats his flower, emitting puffs of fairy dust, "If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you."
"No better!" Abraham snaps.
Sampson snaps back, "Well, sir!"
"Say 'better', here comes one of my master's kinsmen!" exclaims Gregory.
"Yes, better, sir!" Sampson says with a threatening sort of coo.
"You lie!" deducts Abraham, labeling his ruse cruise as nothing but bluff.
Sampson turns to Gregory as he readies his flower for a rambunctious bout, "Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow!" with that, Sampson and Abraham collide in a battle.
"Wow...they're speaking in some sort of dialect I don't understand!" you note, watching from afar."
"Shakespearean, Calem. I'm surprised you're clueless, this is high school level knowledge."
"Pokemon trainers don't *do* school, Miss."
"Hmph," she huffs, "if you say so."
>A fight has begun, young paladin!A) Stop the fight by joining it!
B) Stop the fight with reason!
C) Watch and wait.
