>>43982042not to be epic, but you know that they could move at any time, right? acid armor means they could just turn into a tsunami and actually navigate the house, having one that stays as a bed means you lucked out and managed to find one that's into being bloated up to massive proportions and being poked and squished like the whale they are.
here's the secret: every vaporeon secretly wants to be a gigantic immobile blob, it's just most never come to the realization. 