>>16865508Holo-Casters around the region suddenly change to the News section, where Malva makes the big announcement to the unaware public.
"THIS IS A SPECIAL BULLETIN FROM THE LUMIOSE CITY SUPERMALL. The mall is now under-hijacking by a terorrist Santa from the region of Calcuttistan! Our around-the-clock, on-field news teams are on the case. We take you now to our around-the-clock on-field, who are live at the scene!"
Brandon Steel and his camera crew run up as close as they can to Santa's Workshop without risking death, "THANKS MALVA, THIS IS BRANDON STEEL HERE REPORTING FOR HOLO-CASTER NEWS ANYWAYS IT SEEMS LIKE UH, YEAH MALVA, WE GOT A FUCKING TERRORIST UP IN THIS MALL-IT'S PRETTY BAD GIRL. PREEEEETTY BAD. NOT THE BEES KNEES."
"IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S RAMBLING IN HIS NATIVE TONGUE, YEEEEAAAAHP THIS IS BAD. REALLY BAD PEOPLE MIGHT DIE--SOMEBODY ALREADY DIED IT WAS THE MALL SANTA--AND HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT GIRL DOING!?"
Infuriated to the very extent of her limit, Rosa unties one of her shoes faster than the amount of time it takes for her to get wet just by sniffing her boyfriend's hair alone. After removing the shoe, she tosses it as the terrorist Santa, it strikes him in midst of his Allah rambling.
"What the...Who threw that?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Enraged and fueled by pent up frustration of not getting a qt alpha under her tree, she runs up to the terrorist Santa while his guard is down, pulls his Santa cap over his eyes, and then stabs him multiple times in his chest.
"AAAAAAGH! GAAAAH, what are you doing, little girl!? AAAAAAGH!" asks the terrorist in-between the bloody assault.
