>>11823951Of all the things you decide to wish for, you ultimately settle on something simple, something that you KNOW just can't go wrong no matter what you do.
"I know how this stupid crap is supposed to go! I've seen EVERY episode the Twilight Zone, as well as its revival, its second revival, Tales from the Crypt, Goosebumps, that Tales from the Crypt animated series, the Haunting Hour, those two Tales of the Crypt movies that no one saw but me, I know how this works! I wish for something, and you make it go wacky. So...I'm going to cheat you out! I wish for a Mankey's Paw that DOESN'T have negative residue!"
The Mankey's Paw responds by shaking violently, before closing up one of its three open fingers, two wishes remain.
But for some reason, no turkey sandwich shows up. Which disappoints you, "Aww FUCK! Did I get swindled or something? I swear to god.."
Suddenly, a magical surge of energy goes through your free hand, it singes at first, and it doesn't even last long, but then it just disappears...
Surprised, you check your other hand, only to make a horrific sight.
It is is now a Mankey's Paw.
>POOF.A slip of paper then appears in your hairy palm, accompanied with the faint high-pitched laughing of an unknown individual.
>YOUR FAULTS:>.1 You did not wish that the new Mankey's Paw would be magical.>.2 You wished that there wouldn't be negative effects, but you did not wish for positive effects.>.3 You did not specify whether this Mankey's Paw would be attached to your hand or an inanimate object.>.4 You wished for the most common number one thing that everyone wishes for, 95% on their first wish too, you didn't think we had a back-up plan?>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NICE GAME M8>Wishes remaining: 2.The laughing blares in your head as you crumple up the paper.
Embarrassed as fuck, you cover your Mankey Paw with your jacket. No one must see your shame.
You head to Silver's room, hairy palms and all.
