>>14925235At least now you have a story for mom to tell whenever you get back home, "Oh mom! You'll never believe it, I met Crobatman today and he suplexed a puppet in mid-air!"
You don't even want to think about your mom though, honestly. Whatever she's doing at home should at best, be in the Adults Only section at a Blockbuster, if those even still exist.
"I think that was a miracle." says you, god forbid someone else actually does the boss clean-up work aside from you.
Miss Leading prods the dying gardener's body with her foot, staining it in a puddle of his blood. That Crobat-a-Rang really did a number on him, "I think we should get a move on. It really won't look pleasant to outsiders if they walk by, see this, and assume without hearing our unbelievable context."
You hop over his body out of either respect or disgust, "Riiiiiiight."
This never happened as far as you're concerned.
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Past the fountain and a couple of roller skaters is a fork in the road. One leads into a field of flowers, the other into a dark and mysterious spooky swamp with obvious evil lurking about.
"Which way did that puppet tell us to go again, Calem?"
"Uh... I think it was..."
>Hey Dora, which way to Lumiose again?A) The flowery path!
B) The path to the dark and spoopy death swamp!
